It's a vintage BONANZA!

It's almost Christmas. Yes, that time of year has rolled around when one has to find things to say to one's great-aunts and pretend to be thrilled to receive yet another hand-knitted Santa sweater.

Meet my cousin Frank. Note the lack of spouse.

But this year, ladies, it is all worth it. This year, you will put up with all the drunk, handsy uncles and curdled eggnog life can throw at you because this year is special.

That's right, it's the first ever, potentially annual, super splendiforous VINTAGE MADAM SALEATHON!

Every item that's gone unsold up until now is back on auction, most at reduced prices. Dresses, hats, shoes, coats, everything you could ever want to gift (to yourself, let's be honest) is available now. It's like my wardrobe threw up or something. And ladies: my wardrobe pukes gold.

You can find all my wonderful pieces here: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?member=2983073
And don't forget to add me on Twitter here: http://twitter.com/vintagemadam

Go! Run! Trip over each other! Tear each other's hair out! Or proceed in an orderly fashion, it's up to you.

Love and SALES! Oh YES!
The Vintage Madam.